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Location

San Francisco, CA

Yelping Since

July 2006

Find Me In

odd clothing.. or suits.. or nude... and all slippery.

My Hometown

Carmel, CA

My Blog Or Website

http://www.edternet.co...

When I'm Not Yelping...

Hotelier drinking gin in the shower

Why You Should Read My Reviews

This is simply for my absolute lack of any memory retension at all.

My Second Favorite Website

http://www.postsecret.com

The Last Great Book I Read

The Economist magazine

My First Concert

David Bowie, Sound and Vision.... and Op Ivy

My Favorite Movie

Harold and Maude?  Soo unfair... come on.  Drum Buddy?

My Last Meal On Earth

Time is an illusion... lunchtime, doubly so

Don't Tell Anyone Else But...

I love this city so much it sometimes makes freak out.

Most Recent Discovery

Dottie's Breakfast place in the Loin

Current Crush

Dick Proenneke

Recent Reviews

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801 Bridgeway
Sausalito, CA 94965
(415) 332-0502

Casa Madrona Hotel  

Categories: Hotels, Day Spas

2 star rating
 07/15/2008 
meh.  I mean... how many hotels do you have to choose from?

I REALLY want to give two stars, but I simply can't.  Sure Cavallo Point and Inn Above Tide are obvious as better choices... Cavallo has been open for a month and has better service, and albeit the InnATide rates are higher it is simply put, SOLID!

I dunno... in that spot you could open a cardboard box with a stick holding it up and still trap tourists.  Doesn't mean it's a good place to get caught.

3 stars because Marin is a different place than the city.  Otherwise, this would be getting cracked down on.  Actually, I looked at the yelp reviewing star rating thingy... "meh.  I've experienced better" was my inner monologue.  Okay two it is.

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1410 9th Avenue
San Francisco, CA 94122
(415) 759-6538

Sunset Bakery  

Category: Bakeries
Neighborhood: Inner Sunset

5 star rating
 07/15/2008 
Best pork bun I have had in this city.  Period.

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San Francisco, CA 94117

Me  

5 star rating
 07/15/2008 
Me = 5 stars

That picture.. why is it not me?

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Cabrillo / Balboa at…
San Francisco, CA 94121

Playland - CLOSED 

Category: Local Flavor

5 star rating
 Update - 07/11/2008 

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  • 5 star rating 12/07/2007 First to Review

    our Coney Island was killed long ago.... but a wonderful place, and I think this place deserves it's own page, because us natives have heard story after story of granparent's first kisses, or adolescent mischief.  I know the Dutch Windmill is a vestige of this amusement park, but very few people know it existed.

    It is a wonderful cultural aspect of SF that is long gone... but everytime I stand there I imagine the carnival games, the Model A's carrying stuffed animals won for prim and proper ladies.

    Of course, this was SF, and it was the 20's.  Prim and proper might have fallen away to badass good time fun.

    Great article on the new one opening!
    http://www.playla...

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1 Ferry Building
San Francisco, CA 94102
(415) 362-9350

Cowgirl Creamery Artisan Cheese  

Category: Cheese Shops
Neighborhood: Embarcadero

5 star rating
 07/10/2008 
THE BEST!  They are doing a workshop vacation thingy locally soon too....
http://www.yelp.com/ev...

HOORAY!

This cheese has constantly changed me.... it is always part of celebration, excitement, good times, and good friends.  And wine... lots and lots of wine.

Thanks for being there.  Now I just need subsidy checks to be able to afford my habit.

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San Francisco, CA 94199

Drunk Yelping  

5 star rating
 07/08/2008 
It is the only way I stave off the brutal immaturity and snarky cult like credulity.

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San Francisco, CA 94111

Yelper Specific Graphs  

5 star rating
 07/08/2008 
Me dork... me find superb.

Me likey much.

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560 Divisadero St
San Francisco, CA 94117
(415) 864-8643

NOPA  

Category: American (New)
Neighborhood: Western Addition/NOPA

3 star rating
 Update - 07/08/2008 
Unenthused, unengaging, flippant staff that wouldn't give us the time of day.  No reservation... but walked in knowing full well we might not be seated.

3 hosts/managers.... all ignored us.  Looked at us, expectantly, yet knowing we had no rez and therefore dutifully ignoring us as if to chide our ignorance.

We went in on a lark.. 3 of us... and hoped to be recognized.

By the time the gent looked at us, and we asked "if there might be a chance or possibility of a table or bar for 3", he smiled condescendingly and said of course... about 9:30.  This was 6:45.

Come on man, don't be a dick.

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  • 4 star rating 08/07/2006

    Okay okay... I know.  I will rate it properly when I eat there... but how in the hell is there no mention that this stares into a popeye's chicken?  I mean.. wow.  I originally did not expand on this, but I ruffled someone's feathers and am ALL about self censorship... or elucidation.  I mean...

    Across from a Popeye's???  Won't the foodies have a field day with this?  The town IS about development, and it is always up and coming... but I never compare the development of the city with the steadfast ego and pretensiousness of the fickle elite.  I assume that Divisadero, which houses a couple of the finest places in all of SF.. like Eddie's and the Independent... is not couture enough for the foodies, and therefore will eventually start stomping their feet about parking and having to deal with the mixed crowds.  I am just saying... not be cynical... but cmon.  That is all I am saying.  Locals rule and all.. but as the place develops it could end up like the Marina.  Not that it is bad at all.  Just like it.  that is all.  Dig?  Anyhoo......

    SO....
    Reviewers are going ape shit.. coming out of retirement to review it.  

    Everyone is all aghast at the new hip thing... a restaurant with the hubris to create a brand new part of town .. "Northern Panhandle", etc.

    And the Chow guy is one of my faves.. real groovy comfort food.  And albeit I have not eaten there... and albeit that I definitely WILL...

    I am surprised and bedazzled by the fortitude and moxy of an owner to build an upscale place that is lit by the holy glow of popeyes?

    just doesn't make sense to me.  cannot wait to try it tho.  I guess that makes this review moot.

    But still... popeyes?
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    Is that at all better guys?

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2555 Main Street
St. Helena, CA 94574
(707) 967-1010

CIA at Greystone  

Category: American (New)

4 star rating
 07/08/2008 
The old Christian Bros. Winery now a great spot for food, and deals.

Cheapest price I had ever seen on All Clad in my entire life.  Happy to walk away without wine and sporting two new skillets.

Cheers!

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5330 Silverado Trl
Napa, CA 94558
(707) 259-2200

Clos Du Val  

Category: Wineries

4 star rating
 07/08/2008 
Best winery in Napa for a no frills, honest to goodness real french picnic.  It is simply this:  a winery.  That is all.  However, I note that I don't enjoy the wines as much as I used to.

Whatever the case, it is so close to so many places, and I am sure I will end up here time and time again with a baguette, brick of cheese, and $20 for a bottle of their Chardonnay.

It is inevitable, and inevitably is rare in this world.  Four Stars surprisingly lovely vineyard.  Well done!

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